The Random Thought Thread

sdandrea1 But they are all so old down there. Maybe the bad drivers aren't breathing.

Par4QC Maybe the bad drivers aren't breathing

It's not the senior citizens I'm scared of!

sdandrea1

Let me guess…. Young, Speeding, Weaving while texting or …..

Eguller Let me guess…. Young, Speeding, Weaving while texting or …..

Yes, in large pickup trucks.....

Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?

Par4QC Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?

Disney is hoarding all the ones that remain and there's no females, so........

Par4QC Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?

Many generations died out after the 80's due to head injuries from dwarf bowling and various other injuries from dwarf tossing.

Spuzz

I saw a few dwarfs die quickly at a State Fair. They had a Dwarf Launch using Trebuchets. Winning prize went to the best design/longest launch combo score. The Dwarves weren't very in to it, tho.

sdandrea1 The driver's license test in Florida needs to be more difficult. JAYSUS!!!!!

A bud of mine use to call the geezer drivers in Florida "Frog Heads." When you see them in your rear view mirror you see two hands on the wheel and someone looking at you from under the steering wheel. Perhaps a driver's license question should be, "When seated in your vehicle can you see the road between the steering wheel and the dash?"

Par4QC. My wife watches all those reality shows about "little people" along with a bunch of other crap. I told her if they ever make a show about midget veterinarians who flip houses she will be in heaven

garyt1957 midget veterinarians who flip houses

I had to read that a couple times.....thought it said 'flip horses'!

Typhoon I probably couldn't handle all the action

Par4QC shortage of dwarfs

It’s the Christmas season - they’re everywhere.

Kirstie Alley has passed away.

johnnydoom

RIP. Loved her on Cheers. Entertaining actress

Can't believe some Cyber Monday sales will be ending this Friday. Sad times.