Par4QC Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?

Many generations died out after the 80's due to head injuries from dwarf bowling and various other injuries from dwarf tossing.

      Spuzz

      I saw a few dwarfs die quickly at a State Fair. They had a Dwarf Launch using Trebuchets. Winning prize went to the best design/longest launch combo score. The Dwarves weren't very in to it, tho.

        sdandrea1 The driver's license test in Florida needs to be more difficult. JAYSUS!!!!!

        A bud of mine use to call the geezer drivers in Florida "Frog Heads." When you see them in your rear view mirror you see two hands on the wheel and someone looking at you from under the steering wheel. Perhaps a driver's license question should be, "When seated in your vehicle can you see the road between the steering wheel and the dash?"

          Par4QC. My wife watches all those reality shows about "little people" along with a bunch of other crap. I told her if they ever make a show about midget veterinarians who flip houses she will be in heaven

              johnnydoom Kirstie Alley has passed away.

              RIP Mr Savik

              Ever wondered what a Vulcan camel toe looks like?

                Why do people blow their nose in public into a tissue or hanky then look at it?

                  Rickochet Why do people blow their nose in public into a tissue or hanky then look at it?

                  To make sure there's no loose change.

                    Yeah! We're back in debt

                    Rickochet Speaking of “Hankey”… who thought that was a good idea? Hey, let’s carry this mucus rag around in my pocket, take it out at various points in the day to reuse and then come home at night and put it in the laundry with other clothes. It’s the equivalent of shitting your underwear, wearing it all day and then throw it in the hamper.