The Random Thought Thread

Rickochet

My new SUV has too many bells and whistles. There is a button that says, "Rear Wiper." I'm afraid to press it. 😟

Par4QC

O.M.G.!

Ends Sunday. Fine print should read, as a disclaimer.............. (maybe).
I think I actually have more tools than golf clubs. Because of this place. 😏

johnnydoom

Par4QC Just thought I'd let you know so there's no FOMO. Just got an email from LostGolfBalls.com that the Cyber Monday sale is now in it's final hours! Hurry now, or you'll never get the chance for 20% again and will have to settle for the 15% off they offer the rest of the year!

LBlack14

I wanna fucking kill him!!!

sdandrea1

LBlack14 I wanna fucking kill him!!!

Breathe...........

Bravopilot

azgreg Friggin' civilian pilots.🙃

Par4QC

johnnydoom Just got an email from LostGolfBalls.com that the Cyber Monday sale is now in it's final hours!

I cannot understand a company like that, being so inconsiderate of people. Perhaps they are just greedy....in a hurry to return to regular pricing.

Take a company like Menards, for a great ex. of customer consideration........a company that appears is yet to celebrate Cyber Monday..........can't wait til Monday at Menards!!

"2 Days Left To Shop Black Friday Sale!"

sdandrea1

The driver's license test in Florida needs to be more difficult. JAYSUS!!!!!

Eguller

sdandrea1 The driver's license test in Florida needs to be WAY more difficult. JAYSUS!!!!!

Properly fixed it. 😳 Everything OK ?

Rickochet

sdandrea1 The driver's license test in Florida needs to be more difficult. JAYSUS!!!!!

A bud of mine use to call the geezer drivers in Florida "Frog Heads." When you see them in your rear view mirror you see two hands on the wheel and someone looking at you from under the steering wheel. Perhaps a driver's license question should be, "When seated in your vehicle can you see the road between the steering wheel and the dash?"

sdandrea1

Eguller Everything OK ?

Yeah , we're fine. Ya gotta be really defensive down here. Basically just assume everyone behind the wheel is either blind or an asshole.

Par4QC

sdandrea1 But they are all so old down there. Maybe the bad drivers aren't breathing.😲

sdandrea1

Par4QC Maybe the bad drivers aren't breathing

It's not the senior citizens I'm scared of!

Eguller

sdandrea1

Let me guess…. Young, Speeding, Weaving while texting or ….. 🥴

sdandrea1

Eguller Let me guess…. Young, Speeding, Weaving while texting or …..

Yes, in large pickup trucks.....

Par4QC

Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?

sdandrea1

Par4QC Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?

Disney is hoarding all the ones that remain and there's no females, so........

Spuzz

Par4QC Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?

Many generations died out after the 80's due to head injuries from dwarf bowling and various other injuries from dwarf tossing.

garyt1957

Par4QC. My wife watches all those reality shows about "little people" along with a bunch of other crap. I told her if they ever make a show about midget veterinarians who flip houses she will be in heaven

johnnydoom

Par4QC shortage of dwarfs

It’s the Christmas season - they’re everywhere.

sdandrea1

Spuzz

I saw a few dwarfs die quickly at a State Fair. They had a Dwarf Launch using Trebuchets. Winning prize went to the best design/longest launch combo score. The Dwarves weren't very in to it, tho.

Typhoon

garyt1957 You should dress like Tim Conway’s “dorf” character and see if it gets you some!!

Par4QC

garyt1957 midget veterinarians who flip houses

🤣 I had to read that a couple times.....thought it said 'flip horses'!

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