Par4QC. My wife watches all those reality shows about "little people" along with a bunch of other crap. I told her if they ever make a show about midget veterinarians who flip houses she will be in heaven

      johnnydoom Kirstie Alley has passed away.

      RIP Mr Savik

      Ever wondered what a Vulcan camel toe looks like?

        I just had to walk away from a car salesman to keep from kicking him in the taint.

        Why do people blow their nose in public into a tissue or hanky then look at it?

          Rickochet Why do people blow their nose in public into a tissue or hanky then look at it?

          To make sure there's no loose change.

            Yeah! We're back in debt

            Rickochet Speaking of “Hankey”… who thought that was a good idea? Hey, let’s carry this mucus rag around in my pocket, take it out at various points in the day to reuse and then come home at night and put it in the laundry with other clothes. It’s the equivalent of shitting your underwear, wearing it all day and then throw it in the hamper.

              Typhoon That seems very strange. Do you like your toast blackened ❓️ That's about the only way the smell of toast could offend me is to put some char on it.

                  Typhoon My wife says the smell of toast in the morning makes her want to throw up. Wtf?? Who can hate that smell? Maybe it’s because she knows I like it.

                  The smell of toast reminds her of golf?