You Know You're Getting Old....When

I have dozens of stories like this but I can't remember them.

When you make random moving noises when sitting still.

.... or when the sounds of passion once made in the bedroom long ago become indistinguishable from the sounds made sitting down or getting out of a chair years later.

Exactly the same for me, only it was 'you know you're still drunk.... when'

It was Desert Storm 10 years ago or so. I was paired with @jamez at Whirlwind and we were getting ready to tee off, when I realized I didn't have my sunglasses. Looked all through my bag and the cart. Came up empty. So we quickly headed back to the van thinking they may have fell off in transit. Almost to the parking lot when someone (Justin?) asked why we were not at the tee. When I said we had to get my sunglasses, he said 'what's wrong with the ones on your head?'

All I could do was look at Jamez and say 'how come you didn't see them on my damned head?!!!' His response - 'dude, I drank more than you did last night'

When you walk across the room and it sounds like you are stepping on a bunch of twigs only to realize it is the sound of your knees and ankles cracking.

You have to piss every 2-3 hours during the night.

You shit like a horse every morning at 6, you wake up at 7.

You sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies whenever you move.

You can't trust a fart

When you walk into a room and forget why you're there...

When you click on a link about getting old - hoping to not have every one of the signs

Walterjn I bought a pair of shoes with memory insoles so I won't have that problem...

Used to be you had to have many beers to get that light headed, seeing sparkly things in front of your eyes feeling.

Now you just have to get up from the couch too quickly.

You've joined GB, you still quote Tim Hewitt, you remember Mentorsports putters, Infiniti and Ashton Golf Clubs and you consider classic clubs Forged Blades and Persimmons Woods!

You can't remember who won the components vs OEM FGI debate.