You Know You're Getting Old....When

darpar · 2021-03-09T02:46:04+00:00

While working down in the shop and wanting to do some grinding, but can't find your safety glasses..... You spend 5 mins looking all over the place for them,...

Stu1961

When you click on a link about getting old - hoping to not have every one of the signs 😨

sdandrea1

You think all the other people around you are old......and you laugh at them for doing the same stupid shit you're doing.

raggmann54

Walterjn I bought a pair of shoes with memory insoles so I won't have that problem...

bogeypro

Used to be you had to have many beers to get that light headed, seeing sparkly things in front of your eyes feeling.

Now you just have to get up from the couch too quickly.

darpar

One of my golf buddy's called all frustrated the other day, with a dead battery in his old Dodge Ram truck.
GOLf BUDDY:"Hey I can't find the hood release anywhere in the front grill, been looking for 20 mins."
ME: "That's because your damn release lever is located under the dash!"

He's only had this truck for about 15 years....

Rickochet

I did one today. I usually like to floss my teeth with a Waterpik after lunch. So after lunch I go to the bathroom and turn on the water to warm it up since I like warm water in the pik. As I am waiting for the warm water I fill my shave cup with foam and I realized that I had already shaved this morning and that was not the task at hand. 😟

toraider

You've joined GB, you still quote Tim Hewitt, you remember Mentorsports putters, Infiniti and Ashton Golf Clubs and you consider classic clubs Forged Blades and Persimmons Woods!

Stu1961

toraider
Infiniti 422 irons ... good memories!

sdandrea1

You can't remember who won the components vs OEM FGI debate.

fatshot

When you're about to roll out of bed in the morning, and you have to stop and think...."Is it gonna hurt this time or not.....?" (that was ME the last few mornings....)

darpar

You drive a cart over to the driving range, only to find you forgot to get range balls from the clubhouse.

Eguller

When you think there must be something wrong with your bathroom mirror....

SMT

Eguller Yeah. Those things are never accurate.

Walterjn

You see a pretty girl and your pacemaker makes the garage door go up.

garyt1957

Walterjn As opposed to anything else going up

Spuzz

SMT Those things are never accurate.

Objects in mirror are LARGER than they appear.

SMT

Spuzz Objects in mirror are LARGER than they appear.

I guess I need to get rid of a couple of mirrors.

Get ready for a $12 shipped offer. 😆

Spuzz

SMT I guess I need to get rid of a couple of mirrors.

I suggested the wife get those tricked up carnival mirrors if she wanted to look thinner
Didn't go over too well...

SMT

Spuzz I suggested the wife get those tricked up carnival mirrors if she wanted to look thinner
Didn't go over too well...

In other news: The couch looks so nice made up to look like a bed.

Eguller

SMT Spuzz I suggested the wife get those tricked up carnival mirrors if she wanted to look thinner
Didn't go over too well...

In other news: The couch looks so nice made up to look like a bed.

That is how the phrase 'in the dog house' came to be. No couch.

SMT

Eguller Can't help but wonder if Spuzz's couch is blue.

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