Exactly the same for me, only it was 'you know you're still drunk.... when'
It was Desert Storm 10 years ago or so. I was paired with @jamez at Whirlwind and we were getting ready to tee off, when I realized I didn't have my sunglasses. Looked all through my bag and the cart. Came up empty. So we quickly headed back to the van thinking they may have fell off in transit. Almost to the parking lot when someone (Justin?) asked why we were not at the tee. When I said we had to get my sunglasses, he said 'what's wrong with the ones on your head?'
All I could do was look at Jamez and say 'how come you didn't see them on my damned head?!!!' His response - 'dude, I drank more than you did last night' 🤣