Eguller I had to wonder where mine went today... I played like crap...

    It's a slow TV night when Dr. Pimple Popper looks like the most interesting choice.

      Eguller Dan, it was amazing. I worked with stupid people at my old job, I see people doing stupid shit everyday at the course but this foursome, and especially the guy who decided to talk take the cake.

      I have to share…

        So here it is🙄….

        We ran out of carts and had people on the course just go out and as a cart came in, we would drive it out to them. I see a guy driving around the parking lot and I asked him if he was done because I need the cart back now. People are waiting. He says yeah we’re done but going out again in 2 hours ( cart is not paid for for that round) so we’ll keep it. I said you can’t, we ran out. Bring the stuff to the pro shop and you can keep it there for now ( they were heading to the patio to drink).

        5 minutes go by, I’ve still got people waiting for carts. I take a kid from the shop and we go looking for it. It’s parked at the patio while they drink. So the guy basically said “fuck you, fuck other people who need carts, we’re keeping it so we have one later”. So we pull and they turn toward us. I said to one of the guys.” I asked you to bring the cart back… what happened?” He turns the other way. I said, I guess u didn’t understand. So I start taking all the shit out of the cart and putting it on the ground. Another kid comes over and I tell him…” there is a guy on the tee waiting for a cart, I told you guys we have zero… he needs this one”. The kids says,” we’ll that’s a hypothetical situation because we have the cart. “

        I looked at him and said…” explain to me again why it’s hypothetical?”….. he says the same thing again and I said,” you have no idea what hypothetical means do ya?!” I took the cart, left his shit on the ground.

        Here’s the good part… he comes up at his next tee time and I had no carts again. So I said to him, “ now do you understand?? YOU don’t have a cart, so when one comes in it’s yours…
        How would you like it if there was a guy with a cart at the patio just sitting there with it and won’t give it to you?” He says, “well that’s hypothetical…”. I said, “apparently you did t didn’t Google that word did you”.

        Such an idiot. Like everyone else, when a cart came in they got one.

          If you are a geezer with a ZT lawn mower and wear short shorts, double check to make sure your sack isn't hanging out when you mow. Just sayin'. 😜

          I'm kinda surprised that he didn't want to fight to keep the cart.

          sdandrea1 I was telling the director about the day and he said “I hope you had a few drinks at least”… I told it was actually too busy.

            I saw that Target is now offering "womens" swimwear under their "Pride" collection that feature “Tuck-Friendly Construction,” and “Extra Crotch Coverage.”

              Typhoon I have 10 Targets too… I’ll check and get some pics. I have noticed the mannequins are heavier now🙄. I’m waiting for the Wal mart Mannequins to have blacked out teeth.

              I just saw on the news that Target in a panic announced that the Pride collections will be moved to a smaller and less visible area in the back of the store. Regarding the teeth, a local Elks Club used to have a sign on the door, "Dress Code - Four tooth minimum".

                  sdandrea1 Should that read "teeth" instead of "tooth"?

                  It is "tooth" regardless of number when you don't have at least two teeth adjoining another. Well, at least here in Kaintuk.

                  Giphy - Good Morning Hello GIF by LA Kings

                    johnnydoom Saw a trans mannequin last time I was in Target.

                    I just wonder when a dude who still has his junk wears a she swimsuit and tucks it in or under how does he keep from walking like John Wayne? Just askin' pilgrim. 😜

                        If it gets hot in the kitchen, lock the fuckin' kitchen. Fuckin' pussies.
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                        I know the A’s are heading to Las Vegas, but there’s hardly anyone in that Oakland ballpark today.

                          garyt1957 That's why they're headed to Vegas

                          That and the fact that their stadium is crap and no one will build them a new one.

                            Rickochet Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

                            It's a Communist plot ......

                              Rickochet Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

                              I had one of those carbon monoxide detectors but I had to get rid of it since all the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.