The Random Thought Thread

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I choose:

D. All of the Above

Don't see any deep redheads...

mulegolf Don't see any deep redheads...

How do you know how deep they are without testing?

I know the A’s are heading to Las Vegas, but there’s hardly anyone in that Oakland ballpark today.

johnnydoom. That's why they're headed to Vegas

garyt1957 That's why they're headed to Vegas

That and the fact that their stadium is crap and no one will build them a new one.

Cardboard is slippery.

Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

Rickochet Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

It's a Communist plot ......

The U.N. says that China may be using the seas to hide their submarines.
The World Bank says poor people need more money.

Par4QC The U.N. says that China may be using the seas to hide their submarines.

That's stupid. They should hide them by burying them underground.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, or The Islands, as they are now called.

Why do we remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Par4QC

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the Earth AWAY from his chest

sdandrea1 A local city was going to rename a street after Chuck Norris.
Then they remembered that nobody can cross Chuck Norris and live!

Par4QC Then they remembered that nobody can cross Chuck Norris and live!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

The last tee dudes should give up trying to eat baked beans with a fork.

Rickochet The last tee dudes should give up trying to eat baked beans with a fork.

I've never tried it. Never occurred to me......