sdandrea1 Should that read "teeth" instead of "tooth"?

It is "tooth" regardless of number when you don't have at least two teeth adjoining another. Well, at least here in Kaintuk.

Giphy - Good Morning Hello GIF by LA Kings

    johnnydoom Saw a trans mannequin last time I was in Target.

    I just wonder when a dude who still has his junk wears a she swimsuit and tucks it in or under how does he keep from walking like John Wayne? Just askin' pilgrim. 😜

        If it gets hot in the kitchen, lock the fuckin' kitchen. Fuckin' pussies.
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        I know the A’s are heading to Las Vegas, but there’s hardly anyone in that Oakland ballpark today.

          garyt1957 That's why they're headed to Vegas

          That and the fact that their stadium is crap and no one will build them a new one.

            Rickochet Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

            It's a Communist plot ......

              Rickochet Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

              I had one of those carbon monoxide detectors but I had to get rid of it since all the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.

                Par4QC The U.N. says that China may be using the seas to hide their submarines.

                That's stupid. They should hide them by burying them underground.

                  Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

                  Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, or The Islands, as they are now called.