The Random Thought Thread

So here it is….

We ran out of carts and had people on the course just go out and as a cart came in, we would drive it out to them. I see a guy driving around the parking lot and I asked him if he was done because I need the cart back now. People are waiting. He says yeah we’re done but going out again in 2 hours ( cart is not paid for for that round) so we’ll keep it. I said you can’t, we ran out. Bring the stuff to the pro shop and you can keep it there for now ( they were heading to the patio to drink).

5 minutes go by, I’ve still got people waiting for carts. I take a kid from the shop and we go looking for it. It’s parked at the patio while they drink. So the guy basically said “fuck you, fuck other people who need carts, we’re keeping it so we have one later”. So we pull and they turn toward us. I said to one of the guys.” I asked you to bring the cart back… what happened?” He turns the other way. I said, I guess u didn’t understand. So I start taking all the shit out of the cart and putting it on the ground. Another kid comes over and I tell him…” there is a guy on the tee waiting for a cart, I told you guys we have zero… he needs this one”. The kids says,” we’ll that’s a hypothetical situation because we have the cart. “

I looked at him and said…” explain to me again why it’s hypothetical?”….. he says the same thing again and I said,” you have no idea what hypothetical means do ya?!” I took the cart, left his shit on the ground.

Here’s the good part… he comes up at his next tee time and I had no carts again. So I said to him, “ now do you understand?? YOU don’t have a cart, so when one comes in it’s yours…
How would you like it if there was a guy with a cart at the patio just sitting there with it and won’t give it to you?” He says, “well that’s hypothetical…”. I said, “apparently you did t didn’t Google that word did you”.

Such an idiot. Like everyone else, when a cart came in they got one.

I saw that Target is now offering "womens" swimwear under their "Pride" collection that feature “Tuck-Friendly Construction,” and “Extra Crotch Coverage.”

sdandrea1 Should that read "teeth" instead of "tooth"?

It is "tooth" regardless of number when you don't have at least two teeth adjoining another. Well, at least here in Kaintuk.

If it gets hot in the kitchen, lock the fuckin' kitchen. Fuckin' pussies.