garyt1957 That's why they're headed to Vegas

That and the fact that their stadium is crap and no one will build them a new one.

Rickochet Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

It's a Communist plot ......

Rickochet Why do smoke alarm batteries always fail in the middle of the night?

I had one of those carbon monoxide detectors but I had to get rid of it since all the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.

Par4QC The U.N. says that China may be using the seas to hide their submarines.

That's stupid. They should hide them by burying them underground.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, or The Islands, as they are now called.

    Rickochet The last tee dudes should give up trying to eat baked beans with a fork.

    I've never tried it. Never occurred to me......

    sdandrea1 Am I seeing handcuffs? Good grief..

    Must've rolled the ball in the fairway or teed it up on a bottle cap. 😇

    Golf, beer and metal sticks don't mix anymore.

    Handcuffs have found their way out of the bedroom to the golf course.