Idiot Barrie just said the sun rose early today. If the sun doesn't know the time, we are lost. Early is better than late. Too stupid.
The Random Thought Thread
6 x 3/4"= 4 1/4" ?
That company must be using new math. Pity the husbands/boyfriends of the women that work there. 
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's up with the long face?"
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
I hate it when a joke is so bad, it's funny. 
If 2 vegans are arguing, is it a beef?
When pirates go on vacation do they call it "arrrr and arrrr?"
I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days
Orange.
What was 1st....the color or the fruit?
Ever stop to think........and forget to start again ?
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Only Sean Connery could properly pronounce the word "pussy."
Walterjn Play more bingo
I just came to the realization that the writer of “Cocaine Bear” probably had a young kitten around the house.
johnnydoom “Cocaine Bear”
Buy the way, Cocaine Bear is streaming on Peacock tomorrow. I wouldn't spend the money to watch
it in a theater but I may watch it on Peacock.
Gotta go - the GolfWorks catalog just arrived.............. 