The Random Thought Thread
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A couple more one liners:
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
Regardless of how good the hand soap smells, never walk out of a restroom smelling you finger.
5 days later
Can bats swim?
Who alphabetized the alphabet? And how did they do it?
How can funeral homes raise prices.....and blame it on cost of living?? 
Prejudice is a great time saver.
You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
