The Random Thought Thread

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

sdandrea1 why

sdandrea1 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Easy.... his TV sponsor is Barbasol.

sdandrea1 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Maybe Jane had a really gnarly pelt.

azgreg Hull was my favorite back in the day. Remember being real upset with Wirtz letting him go to Winnipeg.

It seems all women think they look great in black tights (yoga pants). Doesn't matter if their ass is perfect or the size of Jupiter.

sdandrea1

Don’t you know that black makes them look slimmer ?

sdandrea1 Doesn't matter if their ass is perfect or the size of Jupiter.

IIRC your weight more than doubles on Jupiter.....so you need spandex to fight gravity.

KCee IIRC your weight more than doubles on Jupiter.....so you need spandex to fight gravity.

Well thank you Mr. Science. Now I get it.

This fucking forum..........

These are the worst.

Spuzz

Jupiter........

sdandrea1

Jupiter would get lost in that

sdandrea1 Jupiter........

with two of it's moons, seen without the Hubble.

Spuzz These are the worst.

Gee, thanks Spuzz. What is seen cannot be unseen. I guess it is better than a red cheesy ass crack.

sdandrea1 seems all women think they look great in black tights (yoga pants). Doesn't matter if their ass is perfect or the size of Jupiter.

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