The Random Thought Thread

Why did the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

sdandrea1 why

sdandrea1 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Easy.... his TV sponsor is Barbasol.

sdandrea1 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Maybe Jane had a really gnarly pelt.

azgreg Hull was my favorite back in the day. Remember being real upset with Wirtz letting him go to Winnipeg.

It seems all women think they look great in black tights (yoga pants). Doesn't matter if their ass is perfect or the size of Jupiter.

sdandrea1

Don’t you know that black makes them look slimmer ?

Eguller Don’t you know that black makes them look slimmer ?

Slimmer than Jupiter.

sdandrea1 Doesn't matter if their ass is perfect or the size of Jupiter.

IIRC your weight more than doubles on Jupiter.....so you need spandex to fight gravity.

KCee IIRC your weight more than doubles on Jupiter.....so you need spandex to fight gravity.

Well thank you Mr. Science. Now I get it.

This fucking forum..........

These are the worst.

Spuzz

Jupiter........