KCee In the winter yes. Even the weekends suck as there is no golf. There is just darkness and cold day in and day out.
I just read the perfect solution for your dilemma.....Throw your snow blower in the back of a pickup truck and
drive South. Keep driving South until somebody asks you "What the fuck is THAT?" That's where you settle....
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off, he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday mayday!!"
The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic - remain calm!!".
He began his series of questions:
TOWER: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
AIRCRAFT: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me".
TOWER: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
AIRCRAFT: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me".
TOWER: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
AIRCRAFT: "The shit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar".
My new SUV has too many bells and whistles. There is a button that says, "Rear Wiper." I'm afraid to press it. 
O.M.G.!
Ends Sunday. Fine print should read, as a disclaimer.............. (maybe).
I think I actually have more tools than golf clubs. Because of this place. 
I wanna fucking kill him!!!
azgreg Friggin' civilian pilots.
Par4QC Just thought I'd let you know so there's no FOMO. Just got an email from LostGolfBalls.com that the Cyber Monday sale is now in it's final hours! Hurry now, or you'll never get the chance for 20% again and will have to settle for the 15% off they offer the rest of the year!
johnnydoom Just got an email from LostGolfBalls.com that the Cyber Monday sale is now in it's final hours!
I cannot understand a company like that, being so inconsiderate of people. Perhaps they are just greedy....in a hurry to return to regular pricing.
Take a company like Menards, for a great ex. of customer consideration........a company that appears is yet to celebrate Cyber Monday..........can't wait til Monday at Menards!!
"2 Days Left To Shop Black Friday Sale!"
The driver's license test in Florida needs to be more difficult. JAYSUS!!!!!
Why is nothing being done about the shortage of dwarfs?
Everything OK ?
