The Random Thought Thread
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Par4QC Would you rather 4 people sweeping with their hats/hands, before putting? Or have just 1 guy do the whole green at once???
Do the whole green?? Iām hyperventilatingā¦ ya canāt putt a 50 footer through some leaves? What the fuckā¦ is it gonna make a difference? Inside 15 feet move a few leaves but Jesus Christ
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4 fuckin mental defectives out there doing the whole green with their hats sounds like a 3 Stooges Episode. People will putt through leaves. We actually had people call the pro shop complaining about one of the members,āStevie Snot Rocketā, because he brought his own leaf blower and was taking forever on every green blowing the leaves. We had to go out and tell him to cut the shit.
He earned his nickname by being the 350 lb guy that blows snot rockets on the putting green while everyone else is putting too. Goes out to play with a blue 64 oz Slurpee, brings his own ball washer and constantly hunts for balls. Dude is NOT a fan of Salad unless itās Ham.
Par4QC Would you rather 4 people sweeping with their hats/hands, before putting? Or have just 1 guy do the whole green at once???
Once all players are on the green one person with a blower can clear debris in the line of the 4 players faster than they can clear their lines. You don't have to clear the entire green. I don't care how long a putt is I am not putting through crap on the green.
Rickochet Par4QC Would you rather 4 people sweeping with their hats/hands, before putting? Or have just 1 guy do the whole green at once???
Once all players are on the green one person with a blower can clear debris in the line of the 4 players faster than they can clear their lines. You don't have to clear the entire green. I don't care how long a putt is I am not putting through crap on the green.
You guys donāt care what you shoot in the middle of the summer, why do you need to clear your line when itās near winter and conditions are crap? Itās like garbage time golf. If it goes in though the leaves , it goes in, if it doesnāt, who cares. GHIN season has already ended.
...yeah, I play for that. No clue what mine would be.
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Typhoon You guys donāt care what you shoot in the middle of the summer, why do you need to clear your line when itās near winter and conditions are crap?
I don't recall people saying that. If you don't care what you shoot why even play at all? I care what I shoot every time I go out. That is the challenge of the game.
KCee In the winter yes. Even the weekends suck as there is no golf. There is just darkness and cold day in and day out.
I just read the perfect solution for your dilemma.....Throw your snow blower in the back of a pickup truck and
drive South. Keep driving South until somebody asks you "What the fuck is THAT?" That's where you settle....
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off, he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday mayday!!"
The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic - remain calm!!".
He began his series of questions:
TOWER: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
AIRCRAFT: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me".
TOWER: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
AIRCRAFT: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me".
TOWER: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?"
AIRCRAFT: "The shit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar".
My new SUV has too many bells and whistles. There is a button that says, "Rear Wiper." I'm afraid to press it. 
O.M.G.!
Ends Sunday. Fine print should read, as a disclaimer.............. (maybe).
I think I actually have more tools than golf clubs. Because of this place. 
