The kid is having a birthday party, so you go out an order a cake for $35.
Then you turn around on the internet bitching about the price of eggs.
3 eggs @ $6/dozen(high side)
$1.25 for cake mix
$1.25+/- for the frosting pre-made
A little oil, a little water
Cake = under $5
STFU about the price of eggs will ya'll???
But buy that gawddam $15/lb. beef!!! Idiots.