fatshot To start a zoo, you need at least one polar bear, one grizzly, and a panda ..... That's the BEAR minimum.....
mulegolf Rickochet Old bull and young bull were on a hillside grazing. Young bull says, "How about we run down to the pasture and screw us a couple of cows?" Old bull slowly raises his head and replies, "How about we walk down and screw 'em all." an oldie but a goodie.
rsvman2 Found out that my kids were on ebay all day today. If they are still there tomorrow I guess i'll just give them away.
Bravopilot Are you a scratch golfer? I know I am because every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head wondering where on Earth it went.
rsvman2 I was washing the car with my son the other day. He said, 'Dad, can't you just use a sponge?'
Par4QC Penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender..."was my brother in earlier?" Bartender asks..."what does he look like?"