Bravopilot Are you a scratch golfer? I know I am because every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head wondering where on Earth it went.
rsvman2 I was washing the car with my son the other day. He said, 'Dad, can't you just use a sponge?'
Par4QC Penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender..."was my brother in earlier?" Bartender asks..."what does he look like?"
PA-PLAYA A friend recently quit his job at the erectile dysfunctional clinic. He said he hadn't gotten a raise in years.
PA-PLAYA My paraplegic girlfriend decided to dump me last night, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back to me this morning...