PA-PLAYA A friend recently quit his job at the erectile dysfunctional clinic. He said he hadn't gotten a raise in years.
PA-PLAYA My paraplegic girlfriend decided to dump me last night, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back to me this morning...
PA-PLAYA One of the worst pieces of advice I ever received was that if I get a vasectomy it'll keep my wife from getting pregnant. I've discovered that's not true. All it does is change the color of the baby's skin.
sdandrea1 Q. What's so good about living in Switzerland? A. I don't know, what? I don't know either but the flag is a big plus.....
rsvman2 My wife got angry with me because I never buy her flowers...... I didn't even know she SOLD flowers!
rsvman2 My wife said if I didn't stop singing 'I'm a believer' all the time, she was going to leave me. I thought she wasn't serious, but when I saw her face...