Par4QC It doesn't matter if one is short or tall.....thin or fat.....rich or poor. At the end of the day, it's night.
Rickochet Old bull and young bull were on a hillside grazing. Young bull says, "How about we run down to the pasture and screw us a couple of cows?" Old bull slowly raises his head and replies, "How about we walk down and screw 'em all."
mulegolf Rickochet Old bull and young bull were on a hillside grazing. Young bull says, "How about we run down to the pasture and screw us a couple of cows?" Old bull slowly raises his head and replies, "How about we walk down and screw 'em all." an oldie but a goodie.
Rickochet The difference between a pizza maker and a gynecologist is that both can smell it but only one can eat it.
customgolfcenter How can you tell the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke? It's very apparent.
rsvman2 My wife called me at the bar and said if I wasn't home in ten minutes she was going to feed the dinner she cooked for me to the dog. I was home in five minutes. I love that dog too much to let that happen to him.
rsvman2 My wife told me she wants a divorce because i'm not 'American enough' for her. I could see that coming from 8 kilometers.
toraider A bear and rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with s#it sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies "NO", not at all. So the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit...
TheBlade Did you hear about the poor Amish girl who got kicked out of the commune? Yeah, too many Mennonite.
rsvman2 I am so hesitant to ask my wife to clean up after she makes breakfast... i've been walking around on eggshells all morning.
sdandrea1 "that guy is such a dick, if he took a Viagra, he'd just get taller" (maybe not a Dad joke)