It doesn't matter if one is short or tall.....thin or fat.....rich or poor.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Dad Jokes
Old bull and young bull were on a hillside grazing. Young bull says, "How about we run down to the pasture and screw us a couple of cows?" Old bull slowly raises his head and replies, "How about we walk down and screw 'em all."
The difference between a pizza maker and a gynecologist is that both can smell it but only one can eat it.
The difference between 110V and 440V is more than shocking.
How can you tell the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke?
It's very apparent.
15 days later
My wife called me at the bar and said if I wasn't home in ten minutes she was going to feed the dinner she cooked for me to the dog.
I was home in five minutes. I love that dog too much to let that happen to him.
My wife told me she wants a divorce because i'm not 'American enough' for her.
I could see that coming from 8 kilometers.
Y'all know the pool on the Titanic is still full of water?
A bear and rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with s#it sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies "NO", not at all.
So the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit...
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The other night I was attacked by six dwarves.
Not Happy.
Study groups have proven that if you can't sleep at night, you are awake.
Did you hear about the poor Amish girl who got kicked out of the commune?
- Yeah, too many Mennonite.
I am so hesitant to ask my wife to clean up after she makes breakfast... i've been walking around on eggshells all morning.
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"that guy is such a dick, if he took a Viagra, he'd just get taller" (maybe not a Dad joke)
10 days later