[unknown] If a pig took its own life would you call it sooweecide?
Nope, I'd call it "We having a barbeque tonight"...
The Random Thought Thread
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always
end up behind you.
Is it really true that horse racing is Amish NASCAR.......??? 
6 days later
Do you own a pet named "Vagina?"
My grocery store (Giant) puts the Whipped Cream topping with the Orange Juice. I didn't ask "why" but I had to ask "where" after looking around all the dessert and ice cream sections.
[unknown]
I heard you the first time.
Spring has sprung,
The grass is riz,
I wonder where my golf game is. ? 
Why are they called "blow" jobs?
[unknown]
That sucks!
Bone in pork chops are finger food. 
It's a slow TV night when Dr. Pimple Popper looks like the most interesting choice.
Dealt with one of the biggest idiots I have ever encountered at the golf course today… oh…my….God…
