Jalapeño and pineapple pizza … didn’t expect to like it (daughter ordered it and offered me a slice), but now I may only frequent pizza places that offer it. Delicious! 
The Random Thought Thread
Our spring weather has sucked donkey balls. 
[unknown] Going to be too hot to golf here this weekend. And dry. I may go just to see if I can hit some over 150.
[unknown] I saw him twice in concert, once around 1980. The second time was many years later(around 2001?) And his voice wasn't what it once was.
If a pig took its own life would you call it sooweecide?
[unknown] If a pig took its own life would you call it sooweecide?
Nope, I'd call it "We having a barbeque tonight"...
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always
end up behind you.
Is it really true that horse racing is Amish NASCAR.......??? 
6 days later
Do you own a pet named "Vagina?"
My grocery store (Giant) puts the Whipped Cream topping with the Orange Juice. I didn't ask "why" but I had to ask "where" after looking around all the dessert and ice cream sections.
[unknown]
I heard you the first time.
Spring has sprung,
The grass is riz,
I wonder where my golf game is. ? 
Why are they called "blow" jobs?