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Remember Rory heaping tons of praise upon his longtime caddie, JP Fitzgerald, for reminding him "who the **** he was" during the opening round of the British Open and kicking his ass in gear for a top-5 finish?
Well, according to ESPN - McIlroy has fired Fitzgerald and is now looking for a new looper on his bag.
Applications must be submitted NLT 5:00 p.m. on Friday, August 4th.
Requirements:
must be physically capable of carrying 30 pounds for 6 hour durations, 2 days per week (possibly Saturday and Sunday as well)
must be able to do basic arithmetic
must have the financial means to travel all over the world at own expense
must be willing to forgo any/all potential interviews with the media
must be able to determine actual playing yardages to within 1-yard accuracy
must be able to read greens and predict where his player is going to hit the putt to account for the break
must be able to gauge wind
must be able to understand player's strengths and weaknesses daily, based on 2-hour range warmup session
must be willing to accept blame for player's poor putting/short game performance
must be willing to keep his personal opinions about his player's performance to himself without telling him
must be willing to tell player how great he is and how he's the best player at least 3 times per round during tournament play, despite that Nike has paid him $250 million and he no longer seems interested in golf
I guess it's just the in-thing now to axe the caddie. So if you're Bubba Watson's caddie, you better be paying close attention! This could be you before the end of the season.