Gifts

Typhoon · 2024-12-16T17:50:33+00:00

What do you get for the woman with no hobbies, hates everything, has waaay to many clothes and jewelry and will give you an earful if you get her a gift card...

Typhoon

We have 6 people in our group at the day job. One guy every year collects money to get the boss a GC for a restaurant. I told her I needed to Venmo the guy $20…. Jesus Christ🙄. So I said how about $10 ( nobody said how much, I’m just guessing). So…. Nothing ever went out. I emailed the guy and told him to put me in for $20 and I’ll give him $20 when I see him

Bravopilot

Typhoon Ok, you just made this easy. A drone.

Par4QC

Man up!! Treat her as she treats you.

Give her a gift card for boob enhancement or facelift. Whether she needs them or not.
Make her feel as you do.

raggmann54

Typhoon You are a smart man. She keeps wanting to track me on my phone. She tracks the kids and their wives..

Are you serious or is this just a bit of hyperbole???

Typhoon

raggmann54 Serious… unfortunately 🙄

Par4QC

Typhoon She keeps wanting to track me on my phone.

How do you know she isn't already?? It can be placed anywhere in a vehicle. Prolly got 1 in your stomach, if you eat her cooking.🤣

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Typhoon

Par4QC Hahaha…. I thought the meat was tough, it must have been an Apple Air tag I ate 😂😂

raggmann54

Typhoon

Then I have no real gift suggestions for you other than some serious counseling by a professional. Had a similar problem in another lifetime and after all avenues were exhausted she is called the ex and our son’s mother - by both me and our son…Been the best 22 years since then with someone my son introduced me to and who my son calls “his mom” and his kids call her grandmom…I feel for you and will throw a prayer your direction…

colej

Typhoon

Does she drink?

Rickochet

colej Does she drink?

pellmell

raggmann54 serious counseling by a professional.

I was going to suggest the same thing.

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raggmann54 Sounds familiar to me and I call her the same thing. My oldest daughter hasn't spoken to her in 7 years. For me it's been over 10.

Typhoon

Rickochet What’s funny is when I worked at Pepsi we had an item that came in a bottle. After a year or so we started carrying it in a can. A little smaller size but much cheaper. I used to be able to go into my foodservice accounts and with a straight face go through that exact bit…. I’d talk to both the women and men if they would like to get it in the can. I wouldn’t crack and they wouldn’t know what to do because I could tell they were dying.

One of the few highlights of that job.

garyt1957

Typhoon get her a vibrator

garyt1957

Typhoon seriously man, you should just kill her

Typhoon

garyt1957 Hahaha!!! I’m picturing you as a Mall Santa!!

sdandrea1

Hook her up with one of the Shooters at your course. Pretty soon, she'll start to appreciate you..........or leave.

Typhoon

sdandrea1 Oh she’s met the people from our club. Yeah, she’s not impressed…. And with me either.

She came to the pro shop one time and the older guy that works there was outside having a cigarette. He has never met her. She passes the putting green coming to the walkway and he says, “ looking for a gift card?” She says, “ why the fuck do you think I’d want a gift card?”

Par4QC

Give her what she's never had...........

Eguller

Typhoon and he says, “ looking for a gift card?” She says, “ why the fuck do you think I’d want a gift card

Maybe because he profiled her as a non Shooter or non-Shooter’s wife. 🤔😉

raggmann54

Typhoon
She sounds like a real sweet heart with a mouth to match. I can tell she and I would not be a real good match...

sdandrea1

Typhoon She says, “ why the fuck do you think I’d want a gift card?”

I think I may have met her in one of my mediations.........😉

Typhoon

Eguller She doesn’t look like a golfer so he figured she was buying someone a gift card. It was pretty funny… poor Jack…😂

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