My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
My wife gives good headache.
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield 🤣
