Simple enough... just share your best dad jokes. 1 joke per post.
I'll start:
I'm afraid for the calendar... It's days are numbered.
Dad Jokes
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
Why did the golfer carry a spare umbrella? In the case of a “fore” cast.
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants to the course?
In case he got a "Hole in One"!
People always ask me..."Rex, are you an optimist?" I tell them "I hope so".
Go ask your Mother.
My unemployed neighbor got a job with the circus as a human cannonball.
He was only there a few hours before he was fired.
What’s the difference between the people who live in Dubai and the people who live in Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones.
The people in Abu Dhabi do.
For you Geezers out there
What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!
Oldie:
I went to the zoo and all they had was one small dog. It was a shih-tzu
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
I paid my $2 and he said…
Once upon a time there was this lobster…
My new sweater was so clingy with the static electricity, I had to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
The "H" in Jesus H Christ stands for Hoobastank.
Because Jesus died for a reason... and the reason is you!
No invention of the last 100 years is as remarkable as the dry-erase board.