pike51 Simple enough... just share your best dad jokes. 1 joke per post. I'll start: I'm afraid for the calendar... It's days are numbered.
Par4QC My unemployed neighbor got a job with the circus as a human cannonball. He was only there a few hours before he was fired.
PA-PLAYA What’s the difference between the people who live in Dubai and the people who live in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones. The people in Abu Dhabi do.
azgreg I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said… Once upon a time there was this lobster…
Par4QC My new sweater was so clingy with the static electricity, I had to return it. They gave me another one. Free of charge.
pike51 The "H" in Jesus H Christ stands for Hoobastank. Because Jesus died for a reason... and the reason is you!
