Valspar
Darth (Reed) Vader might miss the cut.
Nice drive Phil. Senior tour might be the thing for you........
Spuzz He's done.
Take the exemption into the US Open for your swan song and hit the geezer tour.
Your "bombs" have more space to land there.
I realize we're not qualified to make fun of the guy, but I don't understand his need for frustration. Guess he's just driven to compete at the highest level.
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Phil's still alive. If he makes par here after that tee shot, he deserves to play the weekend.