The Random Thought Thread

Spuzz

johnnydoom

I may have steered you towards that movie
😉
Miss Ballbricker! lol

Rickochet

Spuzz Miss Ballbricker! lol

"Might we just call it a Tallywhacker?" 🤣

Typhoon

I was in a store today that had 2 mannequins. One had hands and one didn’t .

Rickochet

Typhoon I was in a store today that had 2 mannequins. One had hands and one didn’t .

I was in a store recently with a Hispanic mannequin with no legs. I named her Cuntswaylow.

Typhoon

Rickochet oh my God! THAT is friggin Hilarious!!!😂😂😂

Par4QC

I'd bet no one would be surprised that I can speak 4 languages.

English
Profanity
Sarcasm
& Real Shit

fatshot

It's never too late to become 'whatever you want to be'.........

Unless you want to be younger.....then you're screwed.....😜

Typhoon

Shooters… Jesus Christ.

Spuzz

The two piece bikini was invented to separate the dairy and the meat section.

Par4QC

Just read where they are not making 12" rulers any longer.

Rickochet

I just saw the term, "crotch goblin" posted. It has a nice ring to it like "shit weasel."

Rickochet

Today is going to be hotter than a dog with two peckers.

johnnydoom

Rickochet be hotter than a dog with two peckers.

Is that hotter or colder than a three-balled tom cat?

azgreg

Not saying I should get any votes for husband of the year but I did wash, dry, and fold the towels all in the same day.

Walterjn

azgreg did they get put away I. The proper places as well???

sdandrea1

azgreg Not saying I should get any votes for husband of the year but I did wash, dry, and fold the towels all in the same day.

You're not even close to husband of the year. SWMBO has been mostly immobile since 13 JUNE.......

azgreg

Walterjn
Giphy - Yep Reaction GIF by C H A R L Ö T T E

Bravopilot

Walterjn What, off the floor?

KCee

sdandrea1 You're not even close to husband of the year. SWMBO has been mostly immobile since 13 JUNE.......

Please....mine has been immobile since April 7 and was barely hobbling around the whole year before that. I keep saying we should just cut that foot off and get her one of those springy "blades", but apparently those don't look good with cute shoes?

azgreg

sdandrea1 SWMBO has been mostly immobile since 13 JUNE

Probably faking it so she doesn't have to sleep with you.

Typhoon

KCee They shoot horses…

sdandrea1

KCee Please....mine has been immobile since April 7

Giphy - Winner You Win GIF by Dave & Buster's

😉😂

KCee

Typhoon If this was 200 years ago I'd be a widower by now....life is too easy for some

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