I'd bet no one would be surprised that I can speak 4 languages.

English
Profanity
Sarcasm
& Real Shit

It's never too late to become 'whatever you want to be'.........

Unless you want to be younger.....then you're screwed.....๐Ÿ˜œ

Shootersโ€ฆ Jesus Christ.

Just read where they are not making 12" rulers any longer.

I just saw the term, "crotch goblin" posted. It has a nice ring to it like "shit weasel."

azgreg Not saying I should get any votes for husband of the year but I did wash, dry, and fold the towels all in the same day.

You're not even close to husband of the year. SWMBO has been mostly immobile since 13 JUNE.......

    sdandrea1 You're not even close to husband of the year. SWMBO has been mostly immobile since 13 JUNE.......

    Please....mine has been immobile since April 7 and was barely hobbling around the whole year before that. I keep saying we should just cut that foot off and get her one of those springy "blades", but apparently those don't look good with cute shoes?

      sdandrea1 SWMBO has been mostly immobile since 13 JUNE

      Probably faking it so she doesn't have to sleep with you.