The Random Thought Thread

livegolf

Toulon don't think i have. I don't live far so I'll check it out one day

Typhoon

At 6 pm people were still walking up to play... and it’s was a mix of hail and snow. What is wrong with people?

Par4QC

sdandrea1 That was directly from Maureen Johnson. My 8th grade math, and Algebra I & II teacher. 3 fucking years in a row with that old woman. SHE....knew her shit. I.... did not, but did learn from her. R.I.P(I think...last I knew she was still hobbling around over 100+)

Toulon

Spuzz

Yeah, like this...

Toulon

In a happy place today watching the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tourney via streaming. I grew up with this tournament. It was must-see-tv back then and I always try to catch it when I remember it's happening.

Just saw Gentry Academy rally down 3-1 to win 5-3 over East Grand Forks in Class A Semis.

Now, Little Falls vs. Dodge County is on for the other championship game bid in Class A.

Absoultely GREAT stuff. Such a treat to be able to watch this in Texas just like I was back home.

Maugust789

Spuzz
Oh yeah and I did NOT get dinner before he showed me.

Spuzz

Maugust789 I did NOT get dinner before he showed me.

My guy has Greek sausage fingers.
I can only go see him every 2 years or so, otherwise, I feel gay back there.

Toulon

Spuzz

I now see the Stifler scene in one of those American Pie movies quite differently. Oops. That was Road Trip...

Maugust789

Toulon
I am looking forward to my colonoscopy on Tuesday!
Give me a roofy, violate me, take pictures, record results and send me off to recovery...😲
& MAKE ME FART in company of others before I can leave!

Best sleep ever and zero guilt!

Toulon

Maugust789

You're going to look funny trying to walk with your pants on backward.

Spartan

Maugust789 After my first colonoscopy, the first thing I said to the doctor was "can I get some of that for home?"

sdandrea1

Spartan After my first colonoscopy, the first thing I said to the doctor was "can I get some of that for home?"

Best post-colonoscopy comments:

You know doc, in Arkansas, we're legally married now.
Doc, could you send me a few pics of the inside of my colon......I want to show my wife that my head is NOT up there.

Eguller

sdandrea1 Doc, could you send me a few pics of the inside of my colon......I want to show my wife that my head is NOT up there.

My doc sent the pics home with me - he knew. 🧐

Rickochet

sdandrea1 Best post-colonoscopy comments:

You know doc, in Arkansas, we're legally married now.

Doc, could you send me a few pics of the inside of my colon......I want to show my wife that my head is NOT up there

I have actually used them both. My Dr. has a great sense of humor and after my first one he went out to the waiting room to inform my wife of the status and he told her comment #2 at my request.

Toulon

I don't know how a colonoscopy compares to a prostate biopsy but when mine was all over I asked doc what brand of lube he used and told him I was asking for no particular reason.

Nah, I really didn't... but I wanted to.

Moon river was playin' on the Muzak. Andy Williams makes everything better.

johnnydoom

Apparently I've reached the age where stuff hurts just because. I’m at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville, which requires miles of walking to navigate and now the inside of my right knee is in quite a bit of pain. Didn’t notice any specific event, but mobility is going to be an issue for at least a little while.

Toulon

johnnydoom

Tough'en up, Nancy. 😭

On a serious note, that's beautiful there and I hope you get to feeling better soon.

garyt1957

johnnydoom. walking on cement kills me. Sore back and stiff all over

johnnydoom

Toulon Tough'en up, Nancy. 😭

Oh I’ve already limped about a mile and a half on it. But it will be interesting to see if I’ll be able to get out of the bed tomorrow 👴

Toulon

johnnydoom

Get that Tylenol or Ibuprofen going. Concierge! Concierge!

azgreg

After my colonoscopy;

Me: How's it look doc?

Doc; looks great.

Me: So you're saying I've got a nice ass.

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