The Random Thought Thread

Par4QC

Rickochet Does anyone actually use a library anymore?

Haven't in years, but did when I was younger; liked reading and loved the smell of the place.
Every time I walked through the door I was speechless.

Bravopilot

Rickochet I thought you were going to comment about people in Kentucky reading🤣🤣 Pilots excluded of course.😁

sdandrea1

Rickochet What were you searching for when you ran across that amazing fact?

I had a random thought that questioned the average speed of farts.........

Bravopilot

sdandrea1 That wasn't a scientific fact you posted? On the internet?🙃

Bravopilot

Rickochet Homeless here, especially in the summer. Just happened to be near the bus terminal that happens to be near the city provided homeless campground.

sdandrea1

Bravopilot That wasn't a scientific fact you posted? On the internet?

It might be true........😳. Besides, we now live officially in a world of bullshit, lies, incompetence and zero accountability. You can stay on my lawn, though.😉

Bravopilot

sdandrea1 Yes, sadly. I, however, remain a grouchy old man with a desire to defend myself

Typhoon

So I know I have the worst luck in the world on random things. Like 3 months ago I book 2 TM events to do in April. The one week I pick, last month my wife picks that week for our vacation.

Nick is on tour and has a couple local shows October 3 and 4. Yesterday is when I find out my brother is getting married on the October 4.

I wouldn’t mind but I go no where and plan nothing. And usually the reason I plan nothing is I know someone else’s shit is going to trump MY plans. Jesus Christ

KCee

Typhoon Hey in my house, if I don't make plans my wife will make them for me....and I usually won't like them 😞

Walterjn

Typhoon you need to 'catch' covid, just in time that you can't attend the wedding. Send the wife, and she can enjoy herself.
If not covid, then something else.

Eguller

Alexa is now greeting me by name. 😳🤔

Rickochet

Eguller Alexa is now greeting me by name.

Tell Alexa that others are already using the name "Asshat." 😜

candukid

Eguller
She’s been doing that for me for a year or so now.
“Good morning Lee”. “afternoon” and “evening” too.

Typhoon

Rickochet Yeah, I can’t get Alexa to swear, I wonder what she calls Dan🤔

Eguller

Typhoon Rickochet Yeah, I can’t get Alexa to swear, I wonder what she calls Dan🤔

Well…… Dan the Man. Of course. 🥰

Typhoon

Eguller Stud Muffin, Big Bad Dan, Long Duck Dan..

Walterjn

I'm going to start introducing myself a little differently from now on.
It's now going to be hi, I'm Walter, you can call me Dick.

candukid

Typhoon
Ooohhhh. That’s a good one!!!

Spuzz

Hooters filed for bankruptcy.
Was it due to inflation?

sdandrea1

Spuzz Was it due to inflation?

TitFlate Gate!

mulegolf

Spuzz Was it due to inflation?

Probably a lack of inflation.

Rickochet

Spuzz Hooters filed for bankruptcy.

We once had a golf birthday outing then met at a Hooters. One of my bud's was going to get a go order and summoned a waitress from across the room. He got fixated on her cleavage as she walked over and his eyes got huge. When she got over to him he was still gazing at her tits and got tongue tied and started stuttering like Porky Pig and totally forgot why he asked her over. 🤣

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