The Random Thought Thread
How can funeral homes raise prices.....and blame it on cost of living??
Prejudice is a great time saver.
You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
I really need to line the garage walls with foam rubber.
My head hurts.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
Last tee truism: As a senior there is nothing better than starting off your day by taking a good crap. Especially if it occurs after you get out of bed.
Jalapeño and pineapple pizza … didn’t expect to like it (daughter ordered it and offered me a slice), but now I may only frequent pizza places that offer it. Delicious!
Our spring weather has sucked donkey balls.
[unknown] Going to be too hot to golf here this weekend. And dry. I may go just to see if I can hit some over 150.
[unknown] I saw him twice in concert, once around 1980. The second time was many years later(around 2001?) And his voice wasn't what it once was.
If a pig took its own life would you call it sooweecide?
[unknown] If a pig took its own life would you call it sooweecide?
Nope, I'd call it "We having a barbeque tonight"...