I love the new nickname for Ted Cruz. Calling him "Flyin' Ted". Guy jumps on a plane and heads to Cancun, gets busted for it, returns home and blames his 10 and 12 year old daughters. Gets asked if he came back early because he was caught, or because he really did feel guilty as he said. No answer. We're in good hands down here.
BTW, I would've high-tailed it to Cancun if I could've, too, but I'm not a Senator.