Typhoon I wish people would play their own game
Some years ago we had a 4ball at Gleneagles. One of the guys fancied himself as a big hitter (he was occasionally, but rarely straight, and not the longest hitter in our group). So he's giving it tight to the starter that for the money he paid he'd like to play the white tees. "Go ahead sir", the starter said. Hit an absolute sky ball 45 degrees right to loud laughter from us. "The rest of you OK with the yellows? I can have your friend taken off the course at any point if he's holding you up ...". Really one of those "You had to be there to appreciate it" moments ...