When I'm craving bacon in the middle of the afternoon, I pull out one of my bacon flavored toothpicks and place it between my lips...

Since she does not like bacon that means we don't cook bacon at our house very often.

You can get pre-cooked bacon that isn't too bad. You just nuke it for about 20 secs. to heat and you are good to go. I like the Hormel brand and one package will make two good BLT sammichs.

    Mattyv My wife is the only person I know that doesn't like the smell or taste of bacon

    You can add my wife to the list. I don't think she's as bad as your wife though because she will cook it in the house once in a blue moon but immediately after that she's got candles going to mask the smell. She will also eat maybe one piece with eggs if I whine long enough that I want bacon and eggs. she usually heads right to the bathroom to brush her teeth if she eats any bacon at all.

    meagain

    That tool assortment reminds me of taking off a lawn mower blade last summer that was factory installed. I used all of those but used a propane torch. I finally got it off but did draw blood in the process. My knuckles finally grew back.

      Rickochet That tool assortment reminds me of taking off a lawn mower blade last summer that was factory installed.

      Blades can be tough to remove sometimes. They may only be finger tight on the electric lawn mowers? LOL