What's Blonde and dead in a closet? The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.
A blonde broke down crying when she was told by her doctor that she was pregnant with twins. What's wrong asked the doctor? The blonde said, my husband won't believe me when I tell him I don't know who the father is of the second child.
A blonde heard that accidents happen close to home so she moved!
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, "Disneyland Left". So they started crying and went home.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Why was the blonde so proud of herself? She finished a puzzle in 5 hours, the box said 3-5 years.
After the helicopter crash, the blonde pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."