I have my doubts I'm ever receiving this particular item. If I do, this is the most convoluted routing I've ever seen on any package I've ever had sent to me.

Nothing like the scenic tour from Portland, OR to Massachussetts, and then on up to Nashua, NH.

Coast-to-Coast and my item's toast.

Par4QC
Okay, yesterday afternoon I submitted the report.
This morning it's out for delivery. So maybe it's been sitting there for a week. ?
You know, we give our mailman a Christmas card with money in it.
Bastard.

    DonM UPS is worse than USPS could ever be, on delaying (a possible early )delivery. I've tracked incoming packages, and see them arriving at the Chicago area hub, let's say, on Mon. night. Normally, that package would come to the local terminal later that night/early a.m., and be delivered Tues.. BUT, if the "scheduled" delivery shows the package "scheduled" for Thurs. delivery, it sits up there until Thurs. early a.m.. Historically, I believe they have never delivered anything ahead of "schedule", it is against their rules.

    In fact, I'm getting such a delivery today. Scheduled for today, came into that hub Sun. evening. There's your bastards! šŸ˜

      Par4QC - I've noticed that about UPS for years. They want you to buy an expedited delivery option. FedEx pulls the same crap with me. It can sit until the exact delivery date even though it is in the local terminal.

        6 days later

        Tried to do a good deed and send a wedge to @Spuzz but of course, no good deed goes unpunished. Round and round it goes......

        April 25, 2021, 9:45 am
        Processed Through Regional Facility
        JAMAICA NY INTERNATIONAL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
        Your item was processed through our JAMAICA NY INTERNATIONAL DISTRIBUTION CENTER facility on April 25, 2021 at 9:45 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination. Status updates beyond the United States are only available for select countries. For more information, review the list of eligible countries at http://www.usps.com/eligible-countries.htm .
        April 25, 2021, 3:03 am
        Departed USPS Regional Facility
        JAMAICA NY INTERNATIONAL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
        April 25, 2021, 3:03 am
        Arrived at Regional Facility
        JAMAICA NY INTERNATIONAL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
        April 23, 2021
        In Transit to Next Facility
        April 19, 2021, 9:32 pm
        Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
        JAMAICA NY INTERNATIONAL DISTRIBUTION CENTER
        April 19, 2021, 4:05 pm
        Departed USPS Facility
        HYATTSVILLE, MD 20785
        April 18, 2021, 8:25 am
        Departed USPS Facility
        DISTRICT HEIGHTS, MD 20747
        April 17, 2021, 11:02 pm
        Arrived at USPS Facility
        DISTRICT HEIGHTS, MD 20747
        April 17, 2021, 10:17 pm
        Departed USPS Regional Facility
        MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
        April 17, 2021, 6:50 pm
        Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
        MERRIFIELD VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
        April 17, 2021, 10:51 am
        Acceptance
        FAIRFAX, VA 22033

          Bravopilot

          It's likely at Canada Customs now, in Mississauga, Ont.
          Tracking will be sparse from there is my guess. lol
          If it's there now, it will be here by Thurs at the latest.
          Cross your fingers!

            Spuzz Yep, it will "go dark" for 3-5 days, before showing it's in Canada. I just sent a box up there Friday, and it's already gone dark. Very quick from here.

            I've been getting messages lately asking me "how the hell did you do that ", when they got deliveries in just 2 days. (CONUS) Except going through PA, those people are lazy fucks in their P.O. buildings.

              Walterjn A few years ago, I was shipping out so many boxes, I swear they had "free pass for Rex" written in every P.O., they were moving so quick. Canada was (seriously)just another 2-3 day delivery, I had so many going up there. If it took 5 days, I thought it got lost. Even had 3 day deliveries to Australia.

                LogicalOne LOL, that's not the half of it. It got really crazy. 3-5 days to Germany, France, and a few other places. The day the fella messaged me from AU that it arrived, I was still waiting for a box to be delivered in San Fran, mailed the same day. It made it in 4!

                  Here is a good one - I received 2 deliveries today, but not thiiiiiiis one:

                  Apr 26, 2021
                  6:23pm
                  AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP
                  FAYETTEVILLE, PA 17222
                  Apr 26, 2021
                  6:51am
                  OUT FOR DELIVERY
                  FAYETTEVILLE, PA 17222
                  Apr 26, 2021
                  6:40am
                  ARRIVAL AT UNIT
                  FAYETTEVILLE, PA 17222
                  Apr 25, 2021
                  11:36pm
                  DEPART USPS FACILITY
                  HARRISBURG, PA 17107
                  Apr 25, 2021
                  9:29pm
                  DEPART USPS FACILITY
                  HARRISBURG, PA 17107
                  Apr 24, 2021
                  3:09pm
                  PROCESSED THROUGH USPS FACILITY
                  HARRISBURG, PA 17107
                  Apr 22, 2021
                  10:05am
                  PROCESSED THROUGH USPS FACILITY
                  HOUSTON, TX 77032
                  Apr 22, 2021
                  8:50am
                  ORIGIN ACCEPTANCE
                  HOUSTON, TX 77090
                  Apr 21, 2021
                  4:33pm
                  DEPART SHIP PTNR SITE USPS AWAITS ITEM
                  HOUSTON, TX 77090
                  Apr 21, 2021
                  3:17am
                  PRE-SHIPMENT INFO SENT USPS AWAITS ITEM

                  My USPS experiences have been pretty good lately. Did I type that out loud? Jinx?

                  My package arrived. Tracking stopped where it stopped above and the buyer PM'd me (wrx) that the head arrived, thank gawd. It went to one of those shipping services that guys use to ship things to foreign countries. This one was in Florida and once received they ship it to the buyer who is in Columbia. And after the initial two emails the USPS did not respond. I emailed again on Monday and no response to that. I suspect the head was delivered promptly but they stopped scanning it after Milwaukee.

                  Why do they even call it Priority Mail 2 day?
                  Some of SWMBO'S clubs were bought by a VA Beach resident.......100 miles from us. Still en route after a week and currently in Charlotte NC! WTF? Why would the boxes leave the state of VA?

                    sdandrea1 Why do they even call it Priority Mail 2 day?

                    It's a crime, if you ask me.

                    sdandrea1 Why do they even call it Priority Mail 2 day?

                    I asked the Postmaster about this years ago which obviously was well before all the covid issues started. He told me 2 or 3 day priority was a "goal" but not a guarantee and that they would not even put a tracer out for a package until 10 business days. That was at least ten years ago.