Whatcha got going on today?

Typhoon · 2020-04-23T15:56:39+00:00

Boring times so maybe a highlight or 2. Usual hour workout at 9 am. Went out and swing the Superspeed clubs and my driver .

Walterjn

Trip to thermal and Vegas got cancelled late last night. So I'm currently at the golf course , a little unhappy with the boss , and a little bit inebriated. I had a mimosa about 45 minutes ago... 9% abv, I'm not feeling much pain for someone who doesn't drink.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

LBlack14

Par4QC no shit, as soon as I stepped in the front door!!

I'd love this one, but it's just not big or comphy enough. Has all the bells and whistles, including Bluetooth speakers.

I think this is what I'm going with, but gawd damn. I haven't priced recliners, since 1st knee surgery. More than double since I bought the current one, in '18, I think.

Par4QC

LBlack14 but gawd damn. I haven't priced recliners

That's why I don't have one, esp. the one in my pic. The one in your pic looks like it's not Oak. Would cost about $3-4K probably.
I should have built one by now. And a couch to match. 🤔

Bravopilot

LBlack14 Been staring at this one on Amazon. Too cheap to pay real money, this is their King size, which sadly I can use. Lane Home Furnishings Wallsaver | Walnut | 4501-190 model

Typhoon

Closed the course today …. Which makes ZERO sense. I know there will be frost and we won’t open until 11 but every day this week will be 40’s and sunny. 1 foursome with carts pays for one us to work all afternoon.

But hey, the owner is a millionaire, not me… so he’s made better life decisions than THIS guy. Tomorrow I go down and tell the admin woman I’m filing for unemployment.

colej

Typhoon

How long before your wife finds out?!? She will have plenty of job prospects lined up!

I think she should get you a job at Red Lobsta! 😂

Sneakylong

Typhoon

Funny that he allows screwballs to play who have no business on a golf course. But shuts the course down for the winter early.🙄

Why not do what some courses do up there and play winter greens?

Typhoon

colej I think she should get you a job at Red Lobsta! 😂

Oh God🤮🤮🤮🤢

Typhoon

colej How long before your wife finds out?!? She will have plenty of job prospects lined up!

She probably called to have it shut down… she heard that I wa smiling at work.

Walterjn

Sneakylong shit, today was kinda slow. I was able to get around 2x. Didn't bother to keep score on the 1st, shot a 41 on the 2nd. Only reason I know that much is that I got in on the skins. I got 2 skins, one of the others got 2 as well. Nobody got the overall so it was pretty much a wash...
I ended up sitting on the patio hanging out and one of the groups that came in an hour later said that they got a good load of cans. Turned out they were collecting cans on the course from the trash cans. Problem with that is the course collects them and recycles them... WTF....

Typhoon

Sneakylong Yeah, none of us can figure it out either. Watch it be decent out next week and he reopens.🙄 They had me putting everything away for the season, I'm going down there this afternoon for unemployment shit.

Typhoon

Walterjn one of the groups that came in an hour later said that they got a good load of cans. Turned out they were collecting cans on the course

Send them to our place, they can go in the woods and collect the millions of Bud Light cans that are in there. Our owner says, " If Budweiser decides to put flowers on their cans we'll have the prettiest golf course in America."

Walterjn

Typhoon wtf is wrong with people?!?! Those cocksucker can't hold onto the can until they get to a trash can??? Or do like so many others and just leave them in the cart??

That group was mostly a little bit on the slow side, mentally.... When course staff questioned one of them they said that there was no problem collecting cans, course staff was kinda shocked at that answer.

sdandrea1

It's freezing cold this morning. Got down to 54 degrees F last night. ❄

sdandrea1

sdandrea1 It's freezing cold this morning. Got down to 54 degrees F last night. ❄

Just to beat @Rickochet to the punch....
Giphy - Chris Evans Eat Shit GIF by Knives Out

Ynotgolf

sdandrea1 It's freezing cold this morning. Got down to 54 degrees F last night. ❄

Is this all we are going to hear all fucking winter? Get over it.

sdandrea1

Ynotgolf Is this all we are going to hear all fucking winter? Get over it.

Was your sense of humor stolen at birth or did you lose it later in life? 🤣

Ynotgolf

sdandrea1 Don't mind it once in a while, but as an everyday thing, it sucks. Everyone can't afford multiple homes and if I did I wouldn't rub it in.

Ynotgolf

sdandrea1 Was your sense of humor stolen at birth or did you lose it later in life? 🤣

No, I was born an asshole and worked at it my whole life. Being under pressure everyday to produce perfection didn't help matters.

Ynotgolf

Walterjn Those cocksucker can't hold onto the can until they get to a trash can??? Or do like so many others and just leave them in the cart??

Even at our shit hole courses, golfers put their cans in the trash containers at every tee box. Must be the elitists that don't give a shit.

Typhoon

Walterjn As Dean Wormer said on Animal House…” fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.” And those are the ones we get.

Granted we don’t have a trash can on every hole.. why would you right? Your out playing golf, not producing a high rate of trash. But these idiots🙄… we make them clean out the carts when they come back in too.

sdandrea1

Ynotgolf Don't mind it once in a while, but as an everyday thing, it sucks. Everyone can't afford multiple homes and if I did I wouldn't rub it in.

Well my apologies then. Let's make a deal. I'll refrain from referring to the weather in Florida or our 2nd home if you'll stop the passive/aggressive political references you like squeeze into the golf forum "every day". That sucks too.

Par4QC

Ynotgolf

sdandrea1

Ynotgolf No, I was born an asshole and worked at it my whole life. Being under pressure everyday to produce perfection didn't help matters.

Sorry to hear that. I wish you were happier and I mean that.

LBlack14

Ynotgolf The Great Santini?

Par4QC

Ynotgolf Being under pressure everyday to produce perfection didn't help matters.

I doubt you were ever alone in that situation, so quit making it a personal thing. It is expected from any employer, no matter the job requirements. I also expect it from myself, more so than any employer would require. Not a doubt, most people are like me.

Not like the golfers at Typhoon's place.😄

Typhoon

Ynotgolf Even at our shit hole courses, golfers put their cans in the trash containers at every tee box. Must be the elitists that don't give a shit.

Oh God, not elitists…. Just fat lazy drunks.

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