Family decided she will be dubbed, "Nilla" (woofer).
"Vaccine" was 2nd runner up.
Thanks to @sdandrea1 for the reply. I figured one reply or none. Never underestimate the snark factor.
Nilla is resting comfortably while the family is off at Costco. I get to make sure chaos doesn't ensue while they're gone.
And, I made my wife bring a little insulated cooler to sneak me home a very berry sundae (if they aren't out of Nilla yogurt again).