azgreg Eugene Levy & his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic party. Drove my Chevy to the Levys but the Levys were dry.
Rickochet azgreg Eugene Levy & his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic party. Drove my Chevy to the Levys but the Levys were dry. A guy who has a wife name Loraine has a girl friend Claire Lee that his wife finds out about and files for divorce. In court the judge grants the divorce and as he leaves the courtroom he starts singing, "I can see Claire Lee now Loraine is gone."
PA-PLAYA A friend who's applying for a job at a factory that makes wooden Scrabble tiles asked if he could list me as a character reference. I told him sure, I'd be happy to put in a good word for him.
PA-PLAYA I bought a dog from a guy who’s a blacksmith. As soon as I brought the dog home, he made a bolt for the door.
mulegolf Same law applies in Minnesota but I bet you can't tell when it's raining in Minnesota either can you?
PA-PLAYA A salesman at the furniture store told me the sofa I was looking at would seat at least 4 people with no problems. I told him I didn’t know 4 people without problems.
azgreg I went to donate blood the other day but they had too many questions. Where did you get the blood? Why is it in a bucket? etc etc
azgreg 11:34: Arrived at crime scene 11:34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11:34: Found murder weapon in drain 11:34: Realized watch was broken
azgreg Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is? Every time I ask someone, they tell me "it's private."
azgreg Me: “One time I farted so long, I was surprised my butt didn’t have to stop and catch its breath.” Interviewer: “…and a weakness?”
PA-PLAYA I just saw that the world’s largest suction cup was invented. I wonder how they pulled that off
sdandrea1 Par4QC When I was younger, I used to build sand castles with my Dad. Then mom took the ashes away. I feel kinda bad laughing my ass off at this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PA-PLAYA I just signed up for my company's 401k and I'm really nervous. I've never run that far before.