PA-PLAYA Because it is Thanksgiving, I tried to go all day without sharing a pun. Apologies, but I just can’t quit cold-turkey.
PA-PLAYA My wife just burnt 2500 calories in 30 minutes. She forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.
Par4QC My buddy came running out of the room yelling..."It's a boy!", and we bolted out the door. We'll never go back to Thailand.
PA-PLAYA My friend sold me his stereo system for a dollar. I asked why he was selling it so cheap and he told me the volume is stuck on the highest setting. I couldn’t turn that down.
PA-PLAYA Did you hear about the trapeze artist who filed for divorce from his wife? He claims he caught her in the act.
PA-PLAYA Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 and hit me in the back of the head. Luckily my wounds were super fish oil.
sdandrea1 PA-PLAYA Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 and hit me in the back of the head. Luckily my wounds were super fish oil.
fatshot A friend of mine who is a retired drummer announced that he's making a comeback…… Hope there are no re-percussions…..
PA-PLAYA Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom carries only one baby photo in her pocketbook. Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
PA-PLAYA There was a tornado warning in Dallas today, and people were evacuated to the Cowboy's stadium. There was no chance for a touchdown there.
