azgreg Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "Is this whiskey?" The other says "Yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”
mulegolf Have you heard about the new sport called quiet tennis? It's the same as regular tennis but without the racket.
mulegolf What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you after while.
PA-PLAYA I have a friend who manufactures explosive prayer mats, apparently they're a really big hit currently. He says prophets are going through the roof!
Taki27 PA-PLAYA No matter where you stand on this, that was some serious James Bond, straight out of the movies stuff.
Eguller Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered a tequila. The third said, “Nothing for me. I’m the driver.”