azgreg Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
azgreg Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "Is this whiskey?" The other says "Yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”
mulegolf Have you heard about the new sport called quiet tennis? It's the same as regular tennis but without the racket.
mulegolf What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you after while.
PA-PLAYA I have a friend who manufactures explosive prayer mats, apparently they're a really big hit currently. He says prophets are going through the roof!
Taki27 PA-PLAYA No matter where you stand on this, that was some serious James Bond, straight out of the movies stuff.
Eguller Three golf clubs went into a bar. The putter asked for a beer. The wedge ordered a tequila. The third said, “Nothing for me. I’m the driver.”