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"Honey, cancel that vacation with the kids to Disney this summer. And clear out the spare bedroom, 'cause Daddy's gonna make some easy money here very shortly! By the way, how much available balance is left on the MasterCard?"
Or something to that effect. Raising the price to $29.99/dozen might not stop the idiots from being idiots, but it will probably help keep more of them on the shelves, as demand will lessen and yet they'll still be a good bargain.
Kinda hoping they do increase the price to be honest. I'll gladly pay $30/dozen if they're durable and good performers. Not a deal breaker for me, saving $10+ bucks per dozen over the comparable premiums. They could blow them out at $10/doz and that's only a great deal if you can get them. That's the issue - can't get 'em. Increase the price and watch these idiots' houses of cards fall real quickly.