Bravopilot If you ever stay at a hotel and the light bulbs are missing, it was an airline pilot crew hotel--seriously.
I can firmly show proof that is just not true!
We had 6 flight crews staying every day/night. On occasion, we would get a call to 1 of their rooms where the "light is not working" or "the phone is not working". On each occasion, the maint. person would walk in, plug the phone cord in, or plug the light cord in, and be done. Cords were laying right on the desktops!!
So, pilots are not 'smart' enough to know how to unscrew a light bulb. π²
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