I'm pretty sure he made a guest appearance in one of the Golfholics videos. If I remember correctly, he was pretty darned good, and length won't be a problem for him. He hit some drives in the 330 range, if memory serves. He also showed remarkable touch around the green and was a decent to pretty good putter.
He might actually have a chance, especially on one of the minor tours. Make fun of him all you want, be he is actually a very good athlete. If he gets his personal life together and actually dedicates himself to it, who knows?